Wanna Hear A Joke Porn

01:26

I take care of you, help you get better when you're sick.

00:37

I sit next to you on the train, but I don't you.

00:55

I clean your clothes after an intense love making last night

01:00

I support your decision to quit smoking and help

01:26

I invite fellow Pornhub friends to play DnD with me

01:15

I offer the homeless a hot meal and a job

00:52

I buy lemonade from a lemonade stand. Helping the community.

01:55

I write descriptions so they can get taken care of

00:50

Trouble? I sing you back to bed

01:26

Silly anxiety gets in your way, that’s why I’m here for you (for Lily)

03:09

Lovely chunky fluff Cheese says hi everyone!

00:53

I give you a surprise because work was awful today for you

02:37

I encourage my male student to join the cooking club

00:51

If you believe in Santa, then you can believe in yourself!

01:36

#trashbag challenge is nice, but let's recycle our plastic too!

00:50

I invite a girl over to respect her, almost caught by mom

01:02

I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch

02:56

I shower with my clothes on because I have morals. Very hot and steamy.

00:59

I give you a reason to celebrate and be happy

00:54

I trim your armor for free, no ERP needed. You can trust me ✌

01:08

I buy condoms to practice safe sex

00:51

I show up to a birthday party when no one else came

00:34

I assure you it's okay to keep practicing your instrument

00:49

I baked some cookies for the janitor as a thank you

00:50

Your first time at the gym, I offer to help and we become gym buddies

00:47

I bring you something to drink because you have migraines

00:58

I buy lunch for my Bro because I love him platonically (Hi Steve n Tevin)

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You're a hero to someone, I promise ✌ Continue doing your best!

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I offer to become your project partner in class because you're shy

00:49

Happily married with your best friend every night

00:57

I make sandwiches for my students who can't afford breakfast during finals

01:26

I help you find diamonds in Minecraft

00:38

I help unstuck you from window 

01:58

I offer my cute chunky fluff to the community

01:38

I'm proud of you for trying to better your life (For Ely)

01:47

I read a bed time story for my niece to help her go to bed

00:41

I bring my toy to our date because you love

00:44

I learn to juggle because it makes someone happy

01:37

Just breath, it'll be okay (for yeahboiii6669)

01:04

I assure you that curly hair is attractive no matter what (For Estanna)

01:11

I take time to write a good review for retail employee (April Fool edition)

00:22

Take notes lady's

01:07

I tell you the words you need to hear

01:08

I go to the gym with you because you're self-conscious

00:51

I drive you to school when you missed the bus

00:51

I befriend the new co-worker and invite for lunch because I can